There are three billion reasons for which Java should get an official update, yesterday. Here they are, in the form of a small graphic novel:
…in turn overwhelmed by a tendency towards practical jokes. Hmm… how to signal a victim that they’ve been schooled? School… school… unpleasantness… Ah! Inspiration! Maths! Maths sucks! Here’s a calculator, that should help!
Now, if this reads to you as an advertisement for Metasploit, you may be in the wrong business. If on the other hand it’s making you question the Java update policy and wondering if it may be time for an unofficial patching framework to match, you might want to drop us a line.
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