Yahoo has decided that it’s easier to call something a feature than a vulnerability (oh, joy), the US doesn’t like the idea of privacy rights, despite a UN resolution (who’s surprised?), Verizon didn’t save ACA, so it’s HP’s turn at bat, and we run down all the tech turkeys we could think of (and speak politely about). So, did the tryptophan wear off yet? Welcome to the silly(er) season!