Alibaba is coming to America, but is America ready? Are you ready? Are you even reading this? Hello? Did you just come here to watch this video? Why am I even writing this? Do you care about the description? Is it really that important? Why am I writing to an empty audience? What’s the point? Why am I only writing questions? What does that say about me? Who am I? Am I having some sort of existential crisis? Yep. I am.