Flap. Flap. Crash. Repeat. Flap. Flap. Crash. Repeat. Flap. Flap. Crash. Repeat. Flap. Flap. Crash. Repeat. Flap. Flap. Crash. Repeat. Flap. Flap. Crash. Repeat. This is 90 seconds in the life of Flappy Shane.