Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Fifth Annual Jeff Bezos Book Burning! This year we are pleased to unveil the Kindling Fire, which is sure to put a spark in the Amazon ecosystem. Using the Kindling Fire, customers will now be able to get a book bonfire started in 60 seconds or less. Got the hardcover version of The Hunger Games series? Toss it into the pit! Still holding on to the paperback version of Huckleberry Finn? Burn that book! Once the event is complete, feel free to download the digital version of your library which by that point will be reduced to ashes. …
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