The Internet! Not a kid anymore, you know? Got big, hairy muscles. Got attitude and leer. Got bizarre hang-ups, social anxiety, joy and corruption, anarchy and scars and leaky spigots galore. Its bloated. Its invasive. Its full of filth both glorious and repulsive. It even got itself married (to giant telecoms and the FCC), and hence doesnt really give a damn what you think about it anymore, because capitalism has taken over and capitalism cares as much for you as the NRA cares about all those dead children. The Internet! So ripe, its now giving birth. To a swarm, a