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Time Warner Cable, Apple v. Samsung, and Xbox One: 90 Seconds on The Verge

23
Nov
2013

In the case of Awkward Guy v. Friend Zone, we, the jury, find the defendant guilty of wimping out on that kiss last Friday night. We feel that the defendant had his chance after him and Jessica finished watching 10 Things I Hate About You. There was a moment where it totes seemed like the right time, but then the defendant was all like, I dont know what to do. What if she says no? That would be so embarrassing. And Jessica was all, I guess he isnt interested in being more than friends. The crime shall be punishable by a minimum of ten years of regret.

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