A WhiteHouse.gov petition demanding that pop star Justin Bieber be deported has somehow managed to cross 100,000 signatures. We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture, reads the petition, which was created immediately after Biebers recent run-in with the law. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. Bieber, originally from Canada, was recently arrested in Miami for drag racing, driving under the influence, and resisting arrest.