Youve been told to buy a laptop, but you know you need a laptop. Though freshly-minted Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella gave the opening remarks, todays Surface Pro 3 event was all about Surface creator Panos Panay — dropping tablets, playing with scales, pushing hinges, and giving more than a few shout-outs to Wall Street Journal editor (and former Verge editor) Joanna Stern. Heres everything you need to know from the event in under five minutes.