Maybe we should stop whining about the fact that the Galaxy S5 looks like a band-aid — things could be much worse. Redditor Vastrax reminds us of a Samsung released more than a decade ago that we’ve tried to wipe from our memories because it was so ugly that it even makes HTC’s notoriously hideous Evo 4G LTE look stylish by comparison. Yes, we’re talking about the Samsung SPH-N270, a phone whose Wikipedia page informs us was designed in close collaboration with the design team from the Matrix films as a collector’s item for fans of the film. The phone’s overall design is so antithetical to simplicity that if you shoved it in Jony Ive’s face he’d hiss at you while his