I have a new way to waste time and its called Secret. Like Twitter, Secret is an app on my iPhone. Friends, friends of my friends and strangers post anonymous statements, questions and comments about the minutia of their life. Oftentimes they come off sounding like pretend aphorisms, pithy statements with a veneer of fact. Of course, this is the internet, and that means the majority of posts fall into two categories: Sex and work. Sometimes a blend: Sex with coworkers, or masturbating while on a conference call, which, I dont know about you, but Ive never done. When